HEY GUYS, RATATOUILLE HERE. TODAY WE'RE REVIEWING Lego Captain Panaka
First off, I just wanna say that I love Captain Panaka. He has a cool vest and cool hat but he doesn't even have a lightsaber. What a nerd loser. Captain Panaka is armed with a .38-caliber Colt Cobra revolver. This is the same weapon used to assassinate Lee Harvey Oswald on November 24th, 1963. Captain Panaka also has a grappling hook that he can only use when standing in an orange circle. What a moron.
I think my favorite piece of dialogue from Captain Panaka is when he grunted then beat Obi Wan Kenobi to death with his bear hands.
10/10 - Where his nose?
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GUN THAT KILLED LEE HARVEY OSWALD?! I FACT CHECKED IT AND IT IS CORRECT!
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