Random Chimp Event - Review

HEY GUYS, RATATOUILLE HERE. TODAY WE'RE REVIEWING THE RANDOM CHIMP EVENT

It could happen at any moment. Prepare yourself.

Hush - Review

HEY GUYS, RATATOUILLE HERE. TODAY WE'RE REVIEWING Hush

             I was sadly unable to review this film because the audio was broken. The movie alternated between complete silence and normal audio so half the movie was unwatchable even when I turned subtitles. The subtitles would only display a select few lines which made this movie absolute poop crap to watch.

             On top of the broken ass audio, the main character would keep throwing up these weird gang sings for the whole movie. I found this incredibly distracting, and I think the next movie should be not this.

             The movie also had this weird supernatural subplot where the main characters ears were "death". Whatever the hell that meant. All in all stupid ass broken movie. Please fix the audio and writing for the next movie. Just kidding, don't make any more movies. BAD MOVIES. STOP WITH THE BAD AUDIO STUPID MOVIE.

0/10 - Literally unwatchable and unhearable

Lego Captain Panaka - Review

HEY GUYS, RATATOUILLE HERE. TODAY WE'RE REVIEWING Lego Captain Panaka

             First off, I just wanna say that I love Captain Panaka. He has a cool vest and cool hat but he doesn't even have a lightsaber. What a nerd loser. Captain Panaka is armed with a .38-caliber Colt Cobra revolver. This is the same weapon used to assassinate Lee Harvey Oswald on November 24th, 1963. Captain Panaka also has a grappling hook that he can only use when standing in an orange circle. What a moron.

             I think my favorite piece of dialogue from Captain Panaka is when he grunted then beat Obi Wan Kenobi to death with his bear hands.

10/10 - Where his nose?