Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Crazy Korean guy smashes window while screaming bloody murder - Review

HEY GUYS, RATATOUILLE HERE. TODAY WE'RE REVIEWING Crazy Korean guy smashes window while screaming bloody murder


             This is a movie unlike any other. The controversial topic and the entrancing sound design make this film an absolute delight to see in theaters. The movie starts off with a man singing some random Korean song. We watch his slow descent into insanity as the lyrics he sing start getting more and more garbled until he is shrieking with anguish. He lets out all of his stress, anger, and pure rage by throwing his office chair at his window multiple times until it breaks. We can see his body contorting in unnatural ways before he decides to embrace the monster he's become and proudly showcase his work. The movie ends as he lowers the curtains on the vile act he's committed just before he takes the first steps to rehabilitation.
8/10 after watching this I have no need to see the new Joker movie.

Friday, September 6, 2019

Nate and Mason's Science Safety Video - Review

HEY GUYS, RATATOUILLE HERE. TODAY WE'RE REVIEWING Nate and mason's science safety video.

VOLUME WARNING!
             This video is a roller coaster of confusion. To start, you have some still images of a guy wearing a mask drinking bleach, vomit emoji, what I think is Luis Fonsi, and a steam broiled picture of Mason. Like most Hollywood blockbusters, this movie consists of three parts: Introduction, climax, and conclusion. The film begins with a short informative slideshow that sets the stage for the rest of the movie. The introduction teaches us a lot about Mason's character in the film. It shows how the character he portrays is careless when it comes to containers full of unknown liquid because he just chugs the stuff in the beaker.
             The climax involves the side effects of the beaker liquid kicking in as Mason thrashes around on the ground violently set to a wonderful soundtrack composed by the talented opera singer Lil Tecca. We then see what I interpret as Mason being judged for his time on earth by what appears to be an all powerful deity. As they thrash their arms around we get transported back to the aftermath of Mason's death.
             A final farewell to Mason, spoken by upcoming YouTube sensation quickly making $0.2 a video, Nathan Young. What Nathan describes is heartbreaking. A goodbye to one of his friends as we relive the moment of Mason succumbing to his poor decision to drink random liquid.
7/10 I don't like playing Dance Dance Revolution with my volume buttons in order to not blow my ears out.